Stealing Urine

This method works for every urine test, every time (provided that some conditions are met). You simply give them clean urine (not yours). This works very well if you are not supervised. If you are going to be supervised, try to talk them out of it. Someone told me they were going to be monitored, and they said I don t want you to fuckin watch me piss So the supervisor waited outside probably with his/her ear to the door to listen for opening containers. Members in active duty are often watched as the urine flows from source to destination (but substitution will even work on this test, as you will find out). Abbie Hoffman, author of Stealing This Urine Test, suggested leaving a few drops of urine on the seat or on your shoe for as an added measure of authenticity. ... 

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Six male albino rabbits (2-3 kg) were starved for 2 days before experiment. Monoterpene were suspended in water (100 mL) containing polysorbate 80 (0.1 g) and were homogenized well. This solution (20 mL) was administered to each rabbit through a stomach tube followed by water (20 mL). This dose of sesquiterpenoids corresponds to 400-700 mg/kg. Rabbits were housed in stainless steal metabolism cages and were allowed rabbit food and water ad libitum. The urine was collected daily for 3 days after drug administration and stored at 0-5°C until the time of analysis. The urine was centrifuged to remove feces and hairs at 0°C and the supernatant was used for the experiments. 

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